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Friday, July 2, 2010

Wanna have a summer party in my basement?

Soooo.... I want anyone that reads this to post some suggestions for future blogs. Sometimes I'm just too awesome and ripped off Smirnoff Ices to really come up with anything that might be worth reading about, so if you have a soul, post an idea or two. Thanks! Also, if you need life advice, please post your shitty crisis (provide enough background information) and I promise to get your life on the right track or something.

I'm about to rip into some music "talent" that has been on the radio for the rest of this blog. So if you listen to the radio and feel like stabbing it like I do, then stick around and get ready to hate with me. BUT, if you think the music on the radio really speaks to who you are as a person, don't let me crap on your bad taste in music. Hit the bricks and come back for the next one, k? Oh, and don't forget to post some suggestions for the next blog so we can stay friends.

I feel like I'm sort of turning into my parents when I say the music on the radio is getting worse everyday, but I've been hating the radio for years, so this isn't new. What is new, is that I've actually been listening to the radio recently, I don't know why but when I get bored, I do dumb things, or listen to them for this matter. Now I don't have a problem with everything on the radio, there are crappy musicians that I can let live because they don't need to die, but some of these clowns need to go. on top of the list of "musicians" that i want to put in a rocketship and fly into the sun is...

Ke$ha! - The hippy valley girl. Her songs are so primitive and mindless that they are on par with drinking a bucket of paint while watching Twilight (Sorry tweens. I didn't mean to jab you like that. If it makes it any better I'm all for team Edward, cause I'm classic like that). First of all, it's pretty clear that no matter the situation (according to her lyrics) she's just out to black out, and to slurp on some cock. When she's not passed out in a pile of someone else's vomit, brushing her teeth with bottles of JAK, it's easy to assume she's clearly getting dicked. It's all fine and dandy I guess, but if she's any influence on the youth of today there's one thing we can count on - teen pregnancy (I've been eagerly waiting for teen pregnancy to make its comeback. So rock on, right?). Her sense of self importance is what really makes me hate her even more. Her song Tik Tok. So fucking dumb. That song alone makes me feel as though I could run Ke$ha over with a car as hard as I could and I wouldn't feel ANYTHING. Nothing. Her voice is just so shitty and annoying that I feel like that is exactly what she deserves. Some people deserve the Nobel Peace Prize. Ke$ha deserves to be run over by a car.

Another asshat to put on the rockship to the sun is... Jason Derulo. You might be asking yourself, "ohhh, I know him. He's the guy that bags my groceries at the market, right?" Well, unfortunately you're wrong. He's the new auto tune loser on the radio. He is one of the millions of original song writers that cleverly sampled Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" and made a song called, "Whatcha Say" (I think that is what it's called, and if I'm wrong then you are a loser for knowing the real title). So, a while back I got interested and did a bit of investigating on this turd and came across a video interview of him just talking up a storm about how great he is, even comparing himself to Michael Jackson. He's a real humble guy. He had a shit ton to say for someone who made his fame off of another person's talent. In fact, I even dug up the video for everyone to feast on. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GK4wjLxuAc) Here is a list of things this shitbird had to say: "At the age of 5, I knew I was going to be a star and take over the world" Holy shit! Are you kidding me? "Other people cannot see my visions" Well, I could not have said it better myself, Jason. (now, he's talking about songs on his album) "There's fun songs, you know, about cancer and various things we are dealing with today" Well, first of all, I don't remember hearing that cancer is fun. I've never heard anyone say that ever. Various Things on the other hand have a lot of potential.
Okay. I'm done with Jason Derulo.

Since I like to bury people in three's, the third piece of shit I'm throwing in the fire today is... Bobby Ray. The song Airplanes is only saved by a guess spot from Hayley Williams from Paramore. There is no longer a rocketship going into the sun, its B.o.B. (Ke$ha and Jason Derulo) on Bobby Ray's Aiplane. That's the new aircraft going to the sun. Apparently this is the only song on the radio right now, cause it's everywhere. This guy, who I've never heard of, is rapping in this song like he is some sort of legend of the rap game, talking about how he rapped before the politics (what the fuck are you even saying man?), before people listened to his mixtape (why would they?). He just makes a claim that he's all about the music and keeps mentioning politics of the rap game. Dude is so full of shit that it's busting out of his mouth. The dude is like 21 years old acting like he even knew a day when rap wasn't about bitches, hoes and fo sho's. Seriously Bobby Ray, you can eating a dick and fuck the horse you rode in on, K, bro? I'm taking Hayley away from you before you ruin her too. I hope you payed her well to defame herself like that.

I hope I didn't crap in anyone's cereal today, but I felt like someone had to say something.

Oh yeah, gimme ideas. you made a promise to me by reading this.