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Friday, April 16, 2010

I Hope That Their Heads Fall Off

In light of Boston being graced with the presence of the most popular hockey mom in the United States, I thought I would go over how much I don't like her and another republican on television, Elisabeth Hasselbeck.

Well, Matt Damon really said it best about Sarah Palin when he commented on how absurd it was the she was even mentioned as a candidate for vice president. Her situation is truly a bad, Disney movie, where the hockey mom suddenly becomes president. She is just one of those people that you wish wasn't a person, but is. Her voice alone is horrible, she's always shouting. Why all the shouting Sarah!? The way she speaks is even worse, talking like she just got back from some Nascar event or a rodeo. And why is she always wearing that red coat? Doesn't she own anything other than that red coat?

She is really no better than anyone else that I could think of for a vice president candidate. She is dumber than bricks - it's true. A few months ago, I was watching 60 Minutes (I know, very old manish of me but anyway)and they had a really interesting segment about the 2008 campaigns. The people that were working on McCain/Palin campaign commented on how Sarah needed to be taught all of American history because she just didn't know any, including all of the wars the U.S. has been involved in. What kind of political figure doesn't know the past 100 years of his/her country's history? It makes me nauseous to think that someone could be that close to presidency, and just not know what happened during the World Wars. Also while preparing her for the vice-president debates, they found that she really couldn't answer a lot of questions, and had to take a long break and discuss why she didn't know anything. This makes the interview with Katie Couric a realistic representation of Sarah Palin.

A tiny part of me wishes that I did go to the "Tea Party," so that I would have a bit more ammo to talk about how dumb she is but I had something better to do... nothing. You know, what makes me laugh the hardest about the "Tea Party" is that they complain about the taxes, but during the event the people cost the tax payers even more money by the state having to puts extra cops on duty and among other costs I imagine. Ironic? Dumb? Both!

So who else is just as dumb as Sarah Palin? Elisabeth Hasselbeck. If you are thinking "Who is fuck is Elisabeth Hasselbeck?," then you are thinking correctly. Don't worry your brain isn't broken or anything. She is one of the people on the crappy tv talk show "The View" were a bunch of loser celebrities talk about nonsense till you consider blowing your brains out. Once in a while I'll catch a video on the youtube of her and its usually concerning politics. She is a hardcore republican that cannot debate her views. Ironic? Probably. Go ahead and youtube her trying to talk politics - it's great. She just starts saying things that are not even true. She embodies the reason why talking politics is a waste of time in most cases. When you have someone that doesn't like to listen to facts or reasons and just keeps restating fake facts to reassure that she is right, then you have an idiot like her. She's basically a robot that is programmed to disagree with any type of view that isn't completely to the right. I hope someone drops an anvil on her face. There is no point to her.

That's all I got. Those women are horrible. I hope their heads fall off.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

i HAAAATE hasselbeck... i hate her so much. and palin obviously.. but elisabeth makes my blood boil. shes such an idiot about everything but thinks everyone else is wrong.

Jack Dalton said...

isn't hasselbeck the worst? when you hear her say anything, you have to think "don't you mean the exact opposite?" or "is today backwards day?" shes that bad